I like it! posted by Spongerider :) on October 16, 2007 at 01:34 PM
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"You know, there's a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something." -Mitch Hedberg
"I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. Say, man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Can I stick my feet out the window? Why we gotta keep going in circles? You really like Tide." -Mitch Hedberg